We get so many submissions from around the world and, occasionally, we receive material from someone of acclaim.

But imagine our surprise when a series of hand-written submissions (crayon on brown paper bags) arrived at the National Pasquinade Editorial Offices one fine day in March with a certain Pennsylvania Avenue return address.

Unfortunately, the submitted work was not up to the standards of quality set by the National Pasquinade and we had to reject the submitted material, but there is hope for you, potential contributor.

Send us your themed stories, articles, covers, parodies, satires, single-panel cartoons, etc. to submissions@nationalpasquinade.com today and maybe, one day, you can be the President of the United States.

Also, Happy #EasterFoolsDay!