Here in the DC area, we’re in the midst of the Blizzard of 2016. I don’t know how long I have before the power goes out, so I wanted to get a new Listeria topic out before things went sideways. Besides, it’s been a while since I posted a new topic.

Anytime there’s a big snowstorm, the media, social and otherwise, has this insatiable need to give it a nickname. Snowmageddon. Snowzilla. Whatever. This Listeria topic is the Nicknames for the Blizzard of 2016. Just give us an appropriately funny nickname for this year’s monster snowstorm. For example:

Snowplow-a-palooza

Best-in-Snow

Clustersnow

To play, post your own on Twitter to @pasquinade with the hashtag #Blizzard2016Nicknames, comment on the post on our Facebook page, or comment here. I encourage you, as well, to share this post freely. Previous weeks, listed below, are still open. The more folks playing the game, the more fun everyone has reading them. Then, hunker down with a thick blanket, pray for heat, and enjoy the fun.

Remember, if you don’t want to play this week’s game, there are eight previous Listeria topics still in play. Chances are still really good that one of your posts will be featured in the next ebook issue of National Pasquinade.

Previous Weeks:

Listeria #8: Best of/Worst of 2015

Listeria #7: Dirty Peanuts

Listeria #6: Christmas Creepy

Listeria #5: Turkey Bands

Listeria #4: Mock the Terrorists

Listeria #3: Things to Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Hour

Listeria #2: Rejected Old Wives’ Tales

Listeria #1: New Fears That a 2017-20 Republican Presidency Would Bring