Thanksgiving is this Thursday, so in honor of the day of turkey, this week’s Listeria is #TurkeyBands. No, we’re not talking about the metal bracelets used to identify birds in the wild, we’re talking about turkefying your favorite bands. For instance:

Drum-Styx

Bachman-Turner Overcooked

The Canned Cranberries

To play, post your own on Twitter to @pasquinade with the hashtag #TurkeyBands, comment on the post on our Facebook page, or comment here. I encourage you, as well, to share this post freely. The more folks playing the game, the more fun everyone has reading them. Then, just kick back, undo your belt, and let the tryptophan distribute itself throughout your circulatory system.

Previous Weeks:
Week #4: Mock the Terrorists

Week #3: Things to Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Hour

Week #2: Rejected Old Wives’ Tales

Week #1: New Fears That a 2017-20 Republican Presidency Would Bring